Tuesday, January 17, 2012

A Humorous Compilation of English Phrases

A few weeks ago, while attending a green cleaning workshop that featured doTERRA essential oils, I came across this amusing little piece that uses English phrases in a different way. Perhaps it is my quirky sense of humor, but I really enjoyed, so I thought I'd share it with you.

I have been many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. 

Apparently, you can't go there alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. 

I have also never been in Cognito.
I hear no one recognizes you there. 

I have, however, been in Sane. 
They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. 
I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump.
I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt.
That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. 

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense!
It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart!
At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

~Author Unknown~

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